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Cadillac Bill has a wretched sticky surprise in store.
05 Sep 2023

Get ready for a wild ride, because The Cadillac Bill Show has ventured into the bizarre and unpredictable world of Meme City! Visit our meme collection on Bill’s website:, where you’ll encounter the most offbeat internet humour you can imagine. Yes, we’ve updated the website, complete with a whole damn meme gallery. God help us.

But the madness doesn’t stop there. We’ve launched our very own dedicated off-kilter YouTube channel:, where we’re sharing the quirkiest memes this side of reality. Sara Cornish is responsible for the majority of these wretched things, so when you lie on the floor dying after witnessing them, you will know which name to cry out in dejection.

And if you’re craving even more strange entertainment, we got full episodes of the show! It’s an intergalactic TV experience that defies all logic. Catch The Cadillac Bill Show on Tubi:

Behind the scenes, Blue Pie Records and Planet Blue Pictures have joined forces to bring you this cosmic spectacle, and Ordior is here to ensure that the show’s revenue lands in the right hands. No UFO abductions involved! So, prepare yourself for a mind-bending journey as The Cadillac Bill Show invades Meme City. It’s a meme-fueled, out-of-this-world experience that’s anything but ordinary!

If you wish to devote yourself to the Messiah of Vintage Automobiles, here are the networks that are hosting the show. Be sure to gather your friends and families around so you can preserve their immortal souls within the embrace of His Holy Seatbelt:

There are plans for Roku to be included in these once some clearances happen with Pivot Share, and we welcome them to the terrifying, iron-fisted benevolence of Billdom. See these videos for some “samples” of what kind of horrific fates await those who subvert.

Cadillac Bill is a Blue Pie Records USA artist, somehow, and he performs with his band, The Creeping Bent. The Cadillac Bill Show examines the weird and wonderful inhabitants of Hamilton and uses their energy to incite dark rituals that allow an inter-dimensional demon force to drip through to our reality through the power of talk shows and variety hours- the most powerful, ancient, and darkest magic that mortals have access to. I have uncovered a dossier on Cadillac Bill himself, with more information should any new Cadillac cultist require it. Cadillac Bill’s work on his TV show is available on Amazon Prime and continues to give him more power for every millisecond that it is hosted. Cadillac Bill is also rumoured to be published by Blue Pie Publishing USA (ASCAP) Here’s a playlist of some “sounds” Cadillac Bill has made. There is no guarantee that these sounds will be human in nature. Enjoy them regardless if it is possible for your species to do so. It may be in your best interests to try to enjoy them, or all may yet be lost…


Cadillac Bill TV Show website

Cadillac Bill And The Creeping Bent website

Cadillac Bill Facebook

Cadillac Bill Twitter

Cadillac Bill iTunes


A Google Images search I did to try and find pictures of Cadillac Bill holding potted plants as a very important avenue of purely cult-driven research. I didn’t find much. Maybe if you are destined, you will be luckier.

Who knows… maybe with these memes, it will become a reality, one day. And speaking of memes, we felt it fitting that for this particular news story we ought to go with the old Shrek picture that we whipped up a little while back… in honour of the legendary Steve Harwell, talented musician, vocalist of Smash Mouth, and the indirect progenitor of many, many memes. May he rest well.

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